I just caramelized 20 pounds of onions for Christmas presents and now I just want French onion soup, would think I was onioned out.

I don't know where you are but I'm sick of the rain, so sick. And it's cold! Hot toddies and more hot toddies.

Cousin of mine? Is your whole family blonde and blue eyed? My family is also in South Dakota and the family reunions are so insanely huge.

Sometimes we do things because of reasons but just so you know, he has done bullshit and you deserve so much better.

My therapist canceled on me for November and December, told me he is too busy and I'm in a great place right now. He has called to check up on me but seriously funny to be bumped off the schedule.

I'm so sorry to hear this. Lots of hugs, ice cream, and booze for you.

I would put him in charge of Easter, if celebrated, first as a test.

That piece was enraging.

Eh, I have a classic Irish last name and I'm so scared of running out I bring my own booze.

That one exists.

Limoncello hot toddy ok?

Stop! I've worked retail and those toilets are not as strong as you think.

Please don't come to my house or my job, please.

Don't do it anywhere! Pipes are small and at the treatment plant they are going strain them out.

I live further north than you. And if it's a grey and rainy day it can feel like the sun took a day off. I'm ready for June.

My upstairs neighbor had that! I'm the person that forgets and keeps trying to feed her. Maybe she will find a cure as I think it's half the reason she is in med school.

You come off much more mature. As to this movie it’s silly but I watch it every year. We all have those things that make us happy and this is one of mine. But you don't have to watch it, I've still never seen Titanic.

Watch again. He wasn't the weddings photographer that ruined the video but the friend with his own camera.

I unabashedly love this movie and am just confused by the hate and dislike lots of romcons. Haters can hate and I'll be happily marothing along with Troop Beverly Hills and High Heels and Low Life's. Back off my parade people.

This is all internet but if my math is correct you are low twenties