Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

Nevermind that the economy was better than it’s been in decades

Dear self-proclaimed male feminists: STOP fucking saying that you know women deserve rights and you know this because of how much you love your wife\mother\daughter\girlfriend\sister\whatever.

I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

I’m tired of the fear, man. I’m tired of the constant boogieman of terrorism, and antisocial behaviors, and lack of morality that everyone keeps pushing on society. All while punishing me, and everyone else in order to “protect” us.

These men either have absolutely no concept of procreation or they use weasel words and hope that others have no concept of procreation.

And such a violent criminal, driving on a suspended license while poor. Monster!

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

Yeah, but you have to admit, it’s pretty good verse.

THIS EXACTLY. I really don’t understand the need to point out “why weren’t you here earlier?!” They’re here now. Welcome them, answer questions they have and fucking strap your boots on because we have work to do.

53% of white female voters voted for Trump. But only about 25% of white women voted for him overall when you take into account non voters. Trump’s presidency may very well be the wake up call that nonvoters need. Right now is not the time to attack people who have been politically disengaged. We need to be more like…

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

“I also know several people who felt excluded ... and I think it’s because it was about so many things at once.”

What’s with these purity tests that people on the left require of one another?

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.