Decidenyl? WTF? Is that some kind of new club drug that the kids are popping on Friday night with a bourbon chaser? Why do all Gizmodo writers write like they have an extreme time limit, don’t have access to spellcheck and can’t read over their own work just once? Are you guys paid by the word or something? If so,…

I’m starting a club of people who are eager and ready to see much, much less of Jennifer Lawrence in any capacity.

Alternative title: Jennifer Lawrence ruins movie idea, wipes ass on other cultures.

I don’t think you watched the same show I did.

Suddenly? It felt like stupidity was the biggest problem, even in the first season.

This is a garbage take. Every single point.

Zombie Jon Snow: “Maybe it will grow back...”

Oh good, Hollywood’s two whitest and most overrated “it” actors of the moment get to bland their way through Hollywood’s setting-du-jour - SPACE! - complete with “uptown girl falls for guy from wrong side of the tracks” trope. How original and thrilling.

These are my two least favorite contemporary “It” actors. Recipe for film disaster... and teeny bopper swooning.

Great! Another movie with Jennifer Lawrence! It’s been eight whole minutes since one of those was released.

Can’t wait for Jennifer Lawrence to play Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt play Chris Prat in this sure-to-be-bland sci-fi adventure.