I’m not even that good at them. This is one of the easiest panda puzzles I’ve ever seen

up his butt!

Wow. I guess he’ll be getting a Subway $5 footlong....... in prison!!

Can I get a motion to declare a writ of “Boys will be Boys?”

I, too, am getting tired about Deadspin having an opinion about a thing that happened and making a humorous post about the thing. I remember the days where Deadspin used to utilize access, favor AND discretion, but sadly, I feel those days are in the past, and truly, it is the poor baseball fans in St. Louis that…

Fine, but if I find out James Thrash’s fantasy opponent has ODB, I’m calling shenanigans on this appeal.

Shut the fuck up Mikey

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

Bonds is the best living hitter. The second best is arguable, but it’s not Pete Rose or Paul Molitor. There are nerds that make websites with numbers that can prevent us from looking stupid on the internet, guys.

lol @ comparing Paul Molitor to Barry Lamar. Priceless.

Fine Kinja. The last two sentences are a masterpiece.

7*

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…