Wow, an old white male sports writer said some tropey old male white sports writer things 10 years ago. STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

The comment section of that “ running a solid 30 seconds of misdirection” is the worst thing I have ever seen.

I hope it’s intentional that you picked a player from Buffalo, ass-play capital of the USA.

Dog with a hat is a good idea

She’d better be getting three dogs....or a dog with a hat. I think either would be acceptable.

TECHNICALLY the game happened in 2006.....

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Pop is like a Donald Sutherland I’d have sex with. *clicks Publish*

It also may not help my perspective that 90% of hockey GMs seem to have no concept of the value tied to a good, young player juxtaposed with the coach’s “system.” Ask Bruins fans how the Seguin situation is working out for them. Draft and develop good young players. Deal with the growing pains. If you have to trade…

When I say impartial hockey fan, I actually mean Blackhawks fan. So yes, I’ve seen him play, and no, I was not particularly impressed with the overall game. But I also realize that he’s 20 and clearly has a ton of offensive skill that could come in handy on a top 6 line and on the power play. I certainly wouldn’t be…

As an impartial fan, I guess I can see the humor, but he’s a 20 year old kid that could be someone’s top 6 forward right now. If he was such a bad fit for the Lightning’s system to the point they’d prefer to stash him in the AHL, they could have just taken Seth Jones like everyone thought they should in the first…

Antwaan Randle El was fucking awesome to watch. This sucks.

THIS GUY HARRIS. I CALL HIM THE HOOVER BECAUSE HE CAN SUCK THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH.

I’m a Blackhawks fan. The team signed John Scott prior to the 2011 season, after the 2010 Cup, after the team lost Byfuglien, Ladd, Versteeg, Niemi and a few other solid depth guys and replaced them with a washed up Marty Turco and absolutely nothing else of significance. At that point, it was unclear whether the team…

Its been suggested and hinted by several of Kelly’s former players that he is racist.

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

What’s hilarious is that they even needed to give him a nickname foe being fat...when his lastname was already porkins.