If you have a partner who sleeps in the bedroom with you and is on a different schedule, this is a great way to start a fight too. 

The stupidest realization I ever had was realizing Danny was singing on the “Game Grumps Versuses” theme song. Like... DUH. Why WOULDN’T it be Danny? 

The Fraiser Shitposting Facebook Group is leaking into REALITY. 

I choose to believe this nomination is for The Big Lebowski. 

Conan sure has a dark side (he’s also a huge fan of true crime! Who knew all my interests from throughout my whole life would meet up in this way.)

Thanks for the additional perspective and information. This is really interesting (and heartbreaking). I would love a even longer form more nuanced article with you and Brian working together.

I want all of the breads that all kinds of people have made throughout history in my mouth... right now. (I’m on a diet, can you tell? I know that’s a pretty imperialist thing to say but looking at the pictures of frybread here and googling the pictures of bhatura... god. Fried bread is so good.)

Shocked that the second 5 syllable stanza isn’t “Think Outside The Bun”.

Mine are Spider Verse and Black Panther. I think Deadpool 2 was better than Infinity War.

Came in here hoping for Red Baron. :) 

Great to hear. Thanks for the heads up. :) 

I want to believe you, but feel like this has to take so long that the pasta is mushy... what was the consistency of the pasta when done?

I’m really sorry that this has been hard for you. I know it’s really difficult for shorter women (I like to look at the 1200isplenty subreddit on reddit sometimes and recommend you take a look too.) I’d say that it’s really unlikely that you’re breaking the laws of thermodynamics unless you have a metabolic disorder…

The Konmari method really does make a lot more sense in the Shinto lense. (My grandmother was raised Shinto and converted to Christianity when she married my grandfather-- but she always kept a shrine. My mom still has it and keeps it up in her memory as well. )

This is beautiful. Also, my household is addicted to Penzey’s and orders every time they have a free shipping with 25$ purchase sale. Galena Street rules on steak and their special cinnamon blend is to die for. They also sent me a sample of a smoked paprika last time? Heavenly. Now I have to wait for their next lower…

I didn’t mean that I wanted it to be about Manson. I just thought they’d already started the casting process?

Ahhhh! 

I don’t think this is wrong advice, maybe just wrong advice for me.

I understand your anxiety about the issue. (I’ve also heard that legitimate actually anxiety does mean you probably aren’t a sociopath as the brain that under works in sociopathy might overwork in anxiety? Idk. I just remember hearing something like that on the podcast Criminal).

I think whatever way you find works for yourself that you can live with and that is sustainable for maintenance when you get to your goal weight is good. And it makes your doctor happy (or at least not mad at you!)