Look, no dog anymore...Trump gave him a new pet,

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Yep, I did use the wrong word.

Porcupines don’t “make love.” They porc.

Aussie what you did there....

Kamala Harris is the only Senator on the judiciary committee who’s an actual prosecutor. This seems to especially bother John McCain (who’s been sitting in and interrupting her despite NOT being a member of the committee).

I’ve had discussions where individuals try to dismiss the use of the word as “non-gendered” because the word does legitimately describe a specific psychological state of extreme emotionality that is applicable to both men and women.

This is awful. My thoughts go out to the victims and those who love them, and wish speedy recoveries for the wounded.

Today, I become a Republican once again.

Ivanka is that girl at school who was a mean girl and laughed at kids when they got picked on and then went running to the teacher crying when someone said something slightly rude to her.

That’s fair. If I were black, I’m not sure how I’d view it (though since ice cube and i are exactly the same age i suspect id feel lIke he does). I should have said that “best part” is relative to that word and white people. As far as I’m concerned, we don’t get to use it and you can decide to use or not use it as…

He gave me a deer-in-the-headlights look.

On his podcast this week, Larry Wilmore had some advice on the topic:

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Wait. A. Goshdurned Minute.

*Also, they wouldn’t believe he was actually Moses because he looks middle-eastern and not white.

because obviously they are not very competent. How a special needs kid wondering off turns into a shoot out and an interigation makes me wonder if the officers involved were special needs themselves.

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

The woman thing is probably why they are paying attention. Considering that BvS is the story of a kindhearted immigrant who just wants to get along....but is persecuted by a douchebag billionaire determined to ruin his reputation even when he knows said immigrant spends his every waking moment trying to help,when he…