And they should probably stop giving Trump each of Obama’s dropped mics.

And now once I again I feel completely unprepared to allow my kids to ever do sleepovers.

You just brought back a memory for me....there was a neighbor of ours...he lived on the street over, so not close but near a friends house.....he approached my friends and I once and asked us to “pet his rabbit” and when we looked down he had his dick out. Now, we were all 8 and really didn’t even know what the hell…

I would think that someone committed to not getting caught would really work on appearing like a good or adequate spouse too, just because they are in fact, a fox in the hen house. It’s like in the cases of serial killers spouses: one might suspect their spouse of cheating but who the hell imagined a basement full of…

I’ve spent 2016 thinking I could never empathize with an orange-tinted simpleton with obviously synthetic hair and a first-grader’s communication style. But hey, I stand corrected.

Be fair. Gotta give him some credit. Duke University is WAY more prestigious than Trump U.