If I ever get married I want my wedding song to be Africa by Toto. Or to go dark with No Children or Love Love Love by The Mountain Goats.

“she could tell by my face that I was fucking high”

That song is so effed up. I found out the lyrics through karaoke (no I wasn’t the one singing thank the flying spaghetti monster)

Children singing Hallelujah creeps me the fuck out.

Were there people who didn’t know Last Resort was about suicide? It literally says “and I’m contemplating suicide”?

There’s also Closer by Teagan and Sara which is a much cuter song about wanting to fuck someone.

YES. I wanted that or Love Love Love as my wedding song if I ever got married.

I would totally mother/daughter dance to Mother by Danzig but my mother would be mortified and I will not put her through that because I do actually love my mom.

It might be that I just got done studying for my Judicial Systems test and I am very irritable and currently hate amicus curiae and everything they stand for but JUST THE HEADLINE of this article gave me a rage stroke.

Oh for Christ’s sake she said it makes HER feel cleaner because SHE, PERSONALLY has sweat issues downstairs that shaving/waxing helps her to control. She did not, at any point, say that any woman who does not shave is dirty/sweaty/gross, she said that being bald helps her with her personal hygiene situation. If you…

I’m going to be honest I just opened the first one. But with a story like that I don’t doubt that your other posts are awesome.

Note: I stalked you a little bit after you starred one of my posts because I LOVE YOUR HANDLE.

Oh my god the Nazi v Socialist discussion is my fave of faves.

it took me like five minutes to realize you meant to say the Republican Party. I was sitting here like the Democratic Party WAS the party of the south — hence Dixiecrats and the like.

Nothing brings me greater joy as a political science major to tell those twits “actually, there was a massive shift in party ideologies around the era of JFK and LBJ but please, keep incorrectly equating modern democrats to and republicans to parties that are literally only the same in name.”

There was a lot of talking when I saw it last night, but the moments when I wanted to say something I felt free to do so and it was great having other people around me respond to the same stuff I was.

Nope it’s all pretty out in the open.

Emotionally creepy is a good way to describe it. It’s less nightmare material and more “well I’m going to be giving fellow white people side eye for a few days”.

It’s really not that bad. Intense with a few horrifying moments but they’re more in the realm of “holy crap what is going on” and less jump scares and gore.

There’s only one really gross scene. A decent amount of blood, I guess, but on ratio it’s really a short amount of time.