I love country music and lean all the way left and then some. Just depends on the person, I think.

I used to play Dixie Chicks really loudly in my car after that incident. Everyone was so pissed and I was like NATALIE MAINE AINT WRONG THO.

Better late than never?

Heyyyy Texas! I’m pleasantly surprised you’re not on this list. :)

Wait, I’ve got it! Women who voted for Trump.

Dudes in fedoras that can point at the screen and say SEE?! BITCHES BE CRAZY!

I don’t dislike her, I dislike the crazy scary woman schtick.

Oh no, the trailer. I don’t think this movie is out yet?

I saw this yesterday and I’ve never rolled my eyes so many times.

Those shoes at the end were ugly af but all New Balance shoes are. I have Nike fly knits and I love them.

So my fellow Jezzies, I have started running (mostly to distract myself from the despair of what’s coming in January but also because I want to be healthier). I have worked myself up to a mile straight, but I was hoping for some pointers. What are the best songs for a running playlist? How do you keep from curling…

You can find me on twitter @lissasauras, even though I mostly just post nonsense and rant,

❤️ I hope you find your way back to not-miserable, I know how alienating it can be to feel that way

Here’s my handsome derp pretending he has no idea why I’d blame him for the fuzz mess on the floor.

The problem is that we’re literally asking to overturn the votes of people who already feel extremely disenfranchised (even if they really aren’t) and there are people ready to declare civil war if what they “accomplished” doesn’t come to pass. Either way, shit is going to hit the fan.

I feel two sorts of ways about this.

Wrong J site, my friend. You’re looking for Jalopnik.

Yes, words matter, but you’re suggesting that my venting, frustrated internet comment should be held to a similar standard of scrutiny to *an admission of committing sexual assault from a president-elect*.

Someone needs to tell these people that we’ve been using trickle down economics since Reagan and they’re poor because it DOES NOT WORK

I’ve seen some buyers remorse on Facebook and I’ve just been like nope you did this and now you have to live with your mistakes.