I knew I loved John Oliver. This just confirms it.
Thank you John Oliver, for being courageous. There are interviewers out there who won’t even stand up to a pedophile or the president who supports him and I can’t wait for you to interview Trump, any Trump, any Trump at all (through blood or through marriage).
This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.
Did they give us an update on whether or not he is able to enjoy steak again? I’ve been so worried about that.
NO ONE SHOULD ABUSE BETTE MIDLER AND GET AWAY WITH IT
Y’know how some things really stick in your head forever? I remember the Bette Midler interview from its original airing, and for 26 years, whenever I’ve seen or even heard references to Geraldo Rivera, my mind goes straight to her description of that attack. It’s just that gross.
So Jimmy Kimmel sent an employee down here to Theodore for Roy Moore’s fundraising thing last night. He was kicked out after heckling Moore, which I thought was hilarious, but the locals are piiiiisssed. They’re like “He disrespected a CHURCH! This is the worst thing to ever happen, ever!” The irony of their standing…
He can stay there. Airholes, no airholes, I’m not picky.
Or maybe Geraldo should be fucking fired like the rest of the pervert squad.
Once they open the books I’m pretty sure she isn’t going to be a wealthy widow.
In other news, water is wet.
I saw that in the ad and thought “I happily judge Roy Moore! I’d even sentence him.”
Ephebophile, n: a pedophile with a thesaurus
I’m going to start saying I’m a princess. Maybe after that I’ll decide I’m an astronaut. This government is like kids playing pretend, thankfully they are adults because most of them are sex offenders.
That’s a really weird and stupid pet peeve.
What do speaking roles in political endorsement ads pay? Is it a lot?
Moore will “bring a fleshlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.”