Certified for what? Does the dog conduct therapy sessions? It's a dog. Naturally, it's a good companion. I say that my Boxer is a good companion to help me deal with my PTSD.

I was diagnosed with PTSD, and I had NO idea that this was an option. I will now start bringing my Boxer to work with me and calling him a service dog.

There's a lot to be worried about when a loved one is an emergency responder. But now I'll add this to the list. Especially since my loved one is the special kind of loony who'd take hold of a venomous snake and just be like, "Hey, buddy. You get a little lost? You're probably just hungry." FOR YOUR BUTT, HE IS…

I'm really hoping that is an exaggeration on Flynn's part, and it's not that drastic. Although *spoiler alert* I would be 100% ok with that horror show of a human being getting her due.

Dat's nufin

OMG, my friend from college literally just posted this on FB a few days ago. When we asked her the same question (how can 5 minutes undo a lifetime of parental teachings) the feedback I got from other commenters was that since I wasn't a parent I could never understand-basically invalidating my opinion.

wait, seriously? I was at least picturing a tiered cake stand and pretty colored donuts in some kind of pattern. That is literally just a pile of not even artistically arranged donuts. She switches the stacking pattern from alternating to donuts right on top of each other half way through. This has to be…

It works on both levels and is a nod to Franco's genius.

When I read this headline, I didn't put 2 & 2 together re: the actual sex. So I thought you were just referring to her as "fucking Lindsay Lohan." As in"I'm so sick of that fucking Lindsay Lohan." I was like DAMN, MARK. DAMN.

Good thing I didn't involuntarily cry just now in a courthouse bathroom because that would be WEIRD.

Fuck, birds with knives? That's like... half of my fears in one horrible amalgamation.

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

The early Kara Thrace, right? Before that show got all weird.

Everyone looks better when they're standing next to mahhhble columns.

Well yeah, but you wanna make sure it worked, right?

"Salubrious" means healthy. The word you want is salacious.

Sounds like a normal job. Just w/o famous people