To his credit, if Bryan Singer thinks that his movie flopped because men found it boring he is half-right.

I have never in my life felt so beaten down by a season. I've lived in the Midwest all my life (except for a 5 year stint in NYC), and walking the 5 blocks from the train to my house on the way home from the gym last Monday night, when it was -6 degrees, the ass of my sweaty underwear literally froze. My fucking…

Yes! That's the one.

Yes...yes I do.

Wait, doesn't everyone's left knee look like Kanye?

I love every single one of you. And now I want to watch Mallrats.

Dude, FUCK revolving doors.

That KID is BACK on the ESCALATOR again!

OMG THIS. I have yet to have a single escalator issue (and I work in an airport and use them at least 5 or 6 times a day, 5-7 days a week) but I still have mild panic attacks if I have to use those stupid revolving doors. I have been smacked, tripped and hurt by those shitty things more times than I can remember. …

But let's talk about revolving doors. That escalator thing may have been a freak accident, but revolving doors have always wanted to murder you.

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

"WHAT A DOWNGRADE"

Oh man! I get that all the time with my peach allergy. People always ask if I have tried canned or cooked peaches. And they seem genuinely surprised when I explain (gently through suppressed rage) that I'd rather avoid all peaches forever than die testing the limits of my allergy.

I had heard about the obscurity of the song when the nominees were first announced, but I didn't actually bother to do any research into the film. Mostly because if Rick Santorum likes it, I can usually be pretty sure I won't.

I've never read the book, but if Goodbye, Best Friend taught me anything, she goes into remission and he dies suddenly and unexpectedly at the end. I'm going to be super cranky if that's the case. Stop manipulating me Hollywood.

Glad I'm not alone in disliking oral.

Is it really a sign of shame to want to shower and cleanse my genitals before receiving oral sex? Because I genuinely thought it considerate and hygienic. That said, I don't like oral sex anyway, so it's pretty irrelevant. I hate the pressure of being focused on and exhausting myself trying to force an orgasm while…

No. Just flat out no. Plows are not always out before the snow. Salt either comes too late, or can be washed away by rain that falls ahead of the snow. This makes for longer and more dangerous commutes. There will be deaths, easily topping the 5 in Alabama in larger cities. Yet life doesn't stop for those still alive.…