I hate this man so much. Everything about him seems tailor-made to make my hackles rise. I will canvas for his opponents. I will make calls, knock on doors, put up signs. The smarmy shite who couldn’t move a few miles to Jeff City, even though it’s a requirement for AG, but immediately fucked off to VA after becoming…
I was skimming and misread part of it as “the only problem with a life lived too long under Feminazi rule is that a man ends up with so many enemies he can’t even score with all of them” which, really, would’ve been better for everyone.
Discovery Health used to have a show that I nicknamed “My Uterus was Silent Hill” because of all the bizarre and gruesome pregnancy-related horror it featured - like doing a surgery on a fetus in fetu cuz it was being too parasitic.
“The Chics” but NOT “The Chiccs”??
My co-worker’s cop boyfriend has apparently been making noise about not wanting to be a cop anymore after having to work on call for the local protests because he didn’t like getting yelled at. His main beat does suck - he’s got accident detail and does grisly ass work investigating traffic fatalities. But, like...…
My dude, if you can’t find the grim humor in multiple victims, during the most traumatic moments of their (and their partner’s) lives, thinking “this dick is so small it could be the key to finding this monster” I don’t know what to tell you.
While his crimes are ludicrously extensive, I’m not down with capital punishment so hurray.
I gave up on Nature when she didn’t give Stephen Miller COVID-19. What the heck is wrong with you, girl.
It may not be breaking new ground or anything, but I couldn’t stop smiling while listening to it and I think that’s worth a lot right now.
A GOP governor who was then cleared of wrongdoing by our newest crap senator because Reasons.
It’s a beautiful state! But yeeeeah... news media being as coast-focused as it is, only the REALLY stupid shit and good sports stuff is going to ever get their attention. And tbf there is a lot of REALLY stupid shit - again, a great deal of it solely because of the horrific Legislature.
Hell yeah we are!
Our usual neighborhood garage sale is in a couple weeks. I hope it’s cancelled. 😫
It terrifies me how middle of the pack Missouri is on a lot of state stats. It’s like... we suck. We SUCK. We suck and we’re middle of the pack?!
Someone rescue me from my state!! D: I’ve put up with a LOT of shit from Missouri and my fellow Missourians over the years, though a lot of that shit can be blamed directly on our horrible Legislature, but this is just... AAAAAGH.
I don’t care. I don’t use pesticides or anything for my home strawberry patch, so as long as it isn’t actively being eaten by a pile of pill bugs it’s fine. Strawberries with little chunks ripped out of them by birds? Fine. Strawberries with a slug trail right across its middle? Fine. Strawberry with one pill…
Only if our head nurse clocks it as a hot spot, which won’t happen if Florida successfully jigger the numbers. I have another coworker going to Tennessee(!), which I think has some of the highest cases-per-day growth. It’s more likely that she’ll be told to isolate, I think...
One of my coworkers is traveling to FL in a couple weeks and the cloud of doom over my head as grown 3x...