I’d volunteer one of my grandmas for tribute, but the evil one’s been dead for fifteen years.

If I serve a dinner without potatoes my mother gives me a look like “why do you hurt me, what have I done for you to mistreat me so”, so we eat a lot of potato. Usually it’s fries cooked in bacon drippings, but once the garden gets going it’s boiled potatoes and mint all the time because potatoes that were just dug up…

Termite treatment. 😬

Termite treatment. 😬

Not essential, but only 2 out of about 35 people at the hospital I work at in accounts receivable are men.  In finance where I am, only the CFO is a man.  The day to day money wrangling that keeps the hospital chugging is 95% women.

IS it possible to class-action a government for willful negligence?

Best of luck to her mother!

Ha! Joke’s on him! All my grandparents are dead!

Godspeed!  I’m getting to work from home on account of my living with my mom, who’ll be 81 in April.  Since I work for people with souls, when I showed up today they scolded me.  I can’t avoid the office completely, but I can probably get away with a half day on Fridays or something to collect all the actual paper…

I don’t know how I expected Cruz’s obligatory “Republican does one responsible thing” to go, but can’t say it was this.

I am weirdly on board with Seph’s dusty lavender lipstick. 

FFXIV carbuncle is the best. I got a carbuncle kigu and carbuncle slippers... and got the mount in the game... I need to buy a plush. And a hat.

“the German-born doctor, who once came under fire for performing an abortion on a 10-year-old girl who was raped by her uncle”

My sister’s standard wouldn’t let her discipline her kids. XD When she’d get mad at them he’d go over, grab her firmly by the arm, and take her to another room.

Well, duh. Abortion is associated more with women and every good Catholic knows that anything involving women is inherently the worst. 

Repeatedly. Who repeatedly voted him into office. I want to believe it’s because they’re dreadfully bored and he’s their best shot at entertainment, but in my heart of hearts I know they’re just people in need of a kicking. 

Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick, Moon! God, I knew it was this whackadoodle before I opened the story. It just seemed to have that breeding factory Moon touch.

I was already loving the story to pieces, but the post-credit scene clinched the deal.  That shit was PERFECTION.

“Funny” considering the Nazis burned the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft which contained quite a lot of early research into sexuality, gender, and trans issues. 

I feel like Shawn Mendes could’ve been saved by a pair of high heels.