There are a LOT of books I prooooobably shouldn’t have read as young as I did (looking at you, Deerskin), but that’s on preteen me. Exploring whatever books I wanted when I wanted and accidentally obliterating the boundaries of my comfort zone many times was an overall great experience that no kid should be denied.

I want him to be keeping a pokemon in his hat to constantly levitate those pokeballs. Ramp him right up to Turbonerd!

It looks like a dusting of mold. 

“Stole her hijab” Rude and alarming but not the wor—

One of my earliest memories, when I was about four or five, my sister’s stepson punched me in the stomach for beating him in a game. He also hit me in the head with a brick once, so in reality he was just a little shit, but it’s the punching me for being better at a game than him that sticks with me.

I’m (pleasantly?) surprised my least favorite senator from Missouri isn’t on there.

Christmas dinner is fuuuuuuuuuuuucked.  I think I’m gonna volunteer to cook so I can be nose blind to the delicious food, the sorrow of which will distract me from my nephew’s pro-Trump tirades that I’m apparently not allowed to disagree with lest the poor grown-ass man be driven to go back on drugs and overdose or…

I use my Dad’s old office desk and chair, which has the benefit of making my ass go numb after about 2 hours. Built in timer!!

It’s like you can see the deepest, most secret parts of my soul. 

Somehow I’d completely missed he’d raped other children, but it’s hardly surprising. He got away with the first(?), why not more.

You’re trying to use logic towards a process geared at control, not logic. 

I kinda want to start sending him used maxi pads. Or at least fake used maxi pads. He wants periods, I’ll give him periods!

Honestly, I just clicked on here so I could bitch about my least favorite senator tweeting about it.  Fuck you, Hawley, you wasted all our money as an AG, you’re wasting all our money as a Senator, stop sucking Jesus’s dick and actually do some work.

This is Janice in accounting. I will NOT run a brush through my hair, and if they’re so attached to their yoghurt they should put their name on it. Look, I’d like it if April in marketing wouldn’t keep triggering her IBS with Thai takeout, making the bathroom unusable after 1 p.m.

The only context were this is fine is “these antiquated notions and ideas are no longer permissible in the workplace.”

Countdown until someone takes this as a challenge and just uses explosives. 

Another year my parents vintage leather Chiefs jackets will sit unsold in the cedar closet... 

If someone feels attacked by a note calling out rapists, perhaps some self-reflection is in order...?

OH OH.  CAN I BRING DAVID/JONATHAN SLASH FIC??!!

The Satanic Temple already has an After-School Satan program.  :D