Is this reality or did I just dimensional shift into Pence’s wet dream. 

It’s okay to look at another woman’s butt, Maryann. Quit projecting.

So Heather here has no intention of listening to her constituents.  Typical Heather.

This seems appropriate, even though it’s not yet a senatorial matter.

Obligatory.

Thanks. It’s been over fifty years, but it’s still very raw spot for Mom.  Which is why I’m glad for the ambulance story.  Everything else went wrong, but for one shining moment my parents were in a sitcom. 

I’d have to end it differently, though. I think I’d lose the audience after the stillborn and sepsis. 

My mom’s first birth story is a mosh pit of malpractice and despair, but she did get one amusing story out of it. At the time my parents lived in Cambridge in England and it had precisely one ambulance. Mom was in a bad way and needed that ambulance, but it was currently occupied by a babbling man in a straight…

Give me Cats Don’t Dance you cowards!!

Man, I have enough sexual hang-ups from grown up Roman Catholic DESPITE being an asexual virgin. Ain’t no one need that coming from school or the RAZZIN FRAZZIN GOVERNMENT. 

To the 21 states suing, thank you SO MUCH from my little patch of... slightly saner Missouri.  By little patch, I mean my garden.  Thank you from my garden in Missouri.

My favorite senator from Missouri got served a subpoena today.  While leaving a stage. At CPAC. I’m as giddy as a school girl!!

For some reason engine noise is the perfect white noise to me and I’m asleep within fifteen minutes of takeoff. /shrug  Somewhere along the line, though, I picked up my Dad’s habit of saying Hail Mary’s on take-off.

I’m sorry, I’m still trying to get past fetuses in the ground water. 

We didn’t have a naked household, but there wasn’t much care to always be clothed either. Mom had me in her late 40s so I don’t think I knew what a young woman’s body was supposed to look like until I had one! Besides which, her midsection is a horror show of botched wartime childhood surgeries.  It’s a little hard to…

I got up today, went upstairs to cook breakfast, and thought “why did Mom leave all the lights on?”

This being an admission in a court of law is a good step. One thing for all of us, the Miami Herald, etc, to say that the DOJ broke the law and violated victims’ rights, and a completely different story when a judge rules it. Who knows what comes after this, but at least now, in a legal sense, a wrong was committed in…

That boy’s at least 30 lbs underweight. 

Well, that’ll be fun. I was on a GJ for six months, and while most of the things that passed by us were cut and dry by the “eh, sounds plausible” standard of GJs, there were times you could tell when the prosecutor and presenting officers were really pushing for something. We pissed them off once by deciding an…