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Also KCMO here and goooooood I hope Claire gets in. Pleeeeeeease please please. Hawley is a joke of an AG and I have no idea how his unqualified sucking-lemon-and-ass face has gotten so far.  Did you see the NYT article on how much money he’s lost the state through mismanagement?!  Jesus. 

Basil-Mint hard apple cider with St. Germaine. 

Suddenly my little suburban one and a half hour wait seems kinda piddly.

I didn’t do much this year. Earlier I dressed as Ness from Earthbound (though you can’t see my striped shirt here):

If the literal mob is helping to stop Trump, then I need to use the old family connections and get in on that. 

With a bit of bourbon, because bourbon.

Been seeing a LOT of Davids signs while driving around the neighborhoods near work. Unfortunately, then I go home to MO and all the signs by my house are Rs. I don’t think the Ds running for the state senate and house are even trying. I only know one of the names because she ran in a special election earlier in the

At least she’s not completely dogless. It’s ridiculous how empty a place feels, even if it’s full of people, when you’re used to dogs being around too. 

“My child may be brain damaged, but at least they’re not autistic!” say parents with horrible priorities who get their healthcare advice from Facebook memes. 

I’m so envious of people who can speak more than one language. I tried for six years with Spanish, but it’s just not in me.

Why the heck are menstrual products a privilege. 

Here’s my girl, Maggie.  She’s as dumb as she is pretty, but that’s okay.

This is the true GOP conspiracy: get the other side to drink themselves to death.

Yay, my rights are gonna be rolled back by a guy who assaults women when he’s black-out drunk, gets away with it because of he can’t remember it then it didn’t happen, and I can’t even get upset about it without being called ‘hysterical’.

Brb, donating to Collins’ opponent. 

Dang it, Missouri, quit it. 

I’m sad no one’s considering male sex robots. 

I would’ve really appreciated bottomless mimosas yesterday. It’s not like I needed to be sober to file invoices.