Missouri seconds Alabama. 

Yeah, yeah. With one side of the family Irish and the other Italian I’ve heard all this before.  TRY TO BE MORE CREATIVE, LAURA. 

I’m gonna keep supporting these guys at least until their Missouri abortion case is finished. We’ll see where things are after that.

Maybe he’s a Sith?  

The only reason to have Nazi stuff is if you were in WWII. My BFF’s grandfather has one of those long, fuck-off banners signed by the people he served with that they took after capturing a city. 

This is such a huge plus. Knocking out a chapter before bed each night sets a pleasant pace. 

I can’t remember the exact costs of Dad’s funeral stuff, because my job was to pick everything because my sister and mother are completely incapable of making high stress decisions. And, after making the high stress decision for them to take Dad off life support, I was a bit too hung over to look at bills I wasn’t…

Good lord that’s a lot of blood.

Among my mother’s many horrific medical stories is one where she had to have a full blood transfusion while giving birth to my sister back in 1960. She had a heck of a hemorrhage.

I think my dog has shinier fur now?  I dunno. She’s always been pretty with or without fish oil.

Why can’t my city make the news for good things?

Every time I’ve seen a good Jesus it’s when the production’s decided to go in the “Diva Having a Meltdown” direction. I don’t think it’s a coincidence, when he can get so overwhelmed by the sheer extra of everyone else if they try to go for thoughtful Jesus. 

My first thought would’ve also been Jehovah’s Witness, because they’re they only people around here who aren’t slobbing around in athleisure.

/grabby hands

Can we send them to Claire too?  I’m a little worried about her, what with being a senator up for re-election in Missouri and all. 

He knows Jesus was Jewish, right?

Also starting an expedition to search for the Fountain of Youth. Or vampirism. I could go with vampire RBG. 

Time to go make my Handmaids robes. Morituti te salutant, my loves. 

You kid, but I gave my parents a curfew because I had to get sleep for work and school, damnit, and them coming home at 1 in the morning set the dog off. 

Looks like Bugaboo’s Cure-All Neonatal Snake Oil is back in business boys!  Guaren-TEED to make your uterus as godly as the Pearly Gates, and way way better than those state-sanctioned so-called “doctors”. They give you the cancer and your child the Satan.