I was listening to morning news on the radio yesterday and the hosts were giggling over it. Big picture, guys! Honestly.

Hail Satan!!

You missed something! The USofA is one step closer to having a “religious ambassador” and bastion of religious freedom, our very own local disgrace Governor Brownback! Pence himself gave the tie breaking vote to advance this incredibly important nomination.

Yeah, I get enough lectures about my pelvic floor at yoga. I’ll stick with that.

I have a cousin who never knew she had cancer because she couldn’t find a doctor because she was trans. She lived in agony for months and died on a bus. This wasn’t the US, and I dont know how much better or worse it’s gotten in Australia on that front, but there’s my family anecdote.

I use it to accidentally freak out local cashiers when trying to fish out my debit card.

Statewide recalls are not a thing in Missouri. Cities only.

I just got that book, Pale Rider, about the 1918 fly that was promoted on Jezebel a few months back.

I’m disappointed with the news cycle as a whole that this is getting broader coverage than his and his staff’s use of apps that auto-delete texts so they can circumvent MO’s open records laws.

I expect I will be fully mummified and become a headline. “Elderly woman, estimated dead two years, found in kitchen of derelict property - half eaten by cats. Where did we go wrong?”

Today at yoga an older lady, 65-70ish, was wearing a Notorious RBG shirt.

Same. I live in hope. Also despair, because I think the tape will make me go blind.

I hate it when shit companies fire people they just don’t want to deal with and call it “performance issues”. It makes it really fucking hard to pink slip someone when they’re actually having performance issues. 

Or Mara. Maybe she’s got a bad case of the Maras, complete with chariot and tentacles.

Never ever piss off an Italian Catholic matriarch. It does NOT end well.

But how are we supposed to identify the poors for collective shunning if they’re wearing nice, new clothes?

We are Satanic idolators who worship the Whore of Babylon. It’s very fun to listen to them rant on about how we’re going to Hell for having pretty churches.  

This is only my little slice of Catholicism, but if they vote Democrat it’s because charity and service to the poor is a huge part of the Catholic community. I admit, I was raised by very weird Catholics.

Can this be?? Are we no longer in the Darkest Timeline??

“come together with him”