I notice women’s restrooms weren’t mentioned.

We should merger our baby factory LLCs. The government’s been pretty monopoly-friendly for a while. We could combine assets, become part of the donor class... and FINALLY pick our representatives with the true power of politics: the net assets of our shareholders.

I’ll contribute to your bail.

Bringing sexy back to financial and tax accounting! Holla!!

It’s a wierd, dark sort of comfort that even Trump can tell the guy’s on a crusade

Absolutely none of these! It just involves joining with your email and name and agreeing to the membership guidelines and tenants. Joining is free, but if you want an actual physical card to wave around, that’ll cost.

As a fellow card carrying member, may our litigious futures be bright.

My sister and I are 22 years apart. People like to joke about it. Oh, you’re an oops baby! Ha, your mom must’ve been empty nesting.

If it turns out this guy was a member of the NRA, I hope they get lawsuited into oblivion. If that shameful call to arms of theirs had any part in “inspiring” this slaughter they need to pay.

We’ll take it!

I never realized... all these years, all these long years watching, drawing, writing, and reading porn...

#TeamHarpy

My Italian grandparents squeaked in right before the Immigration Act of 1924 pretty much banned Italians. Those no-good short, chubby, vaguely brown-ish... CATHOLICS! (gasp!) Sub-human, natural criminals, blah blah blah...

I’m 5' and a size 0. It used to be that was too big but then we found out I had a thyroid virus! Got that worked out, put on 20 pounds (being 85 lbs even at 5' is very uncomfortable, bones smacking and grinding into everything) and... I got to graduate to a clothing size that exists. So long as I don’t mind hemming…

Pretty sure it’s written into universal law that Kurds just can’t get a break.

My state never fails to disappoint me.

And our free will causes the rest of the shit. Roman Catholicism: You traded paradise for freedom, now you gotta live with the consequences.

I thought you were exaggerating. Nope! “IT’S LIGHT IN THERE, FAKE NEWS.” “NOT ENOUGH WHEELCHAIRS. FAKE!” “STOP WASTING RESCUERS TIME WITH FAKE PHOTOS”, and the such, on, and on, and on...

We in the industry prefer to call it “alt-weather”.