While we shorties don’t have to worry about leg room, we still have the joy of trying to get a heavy bag out of the overhead by propping one foot on the armrest and partially resting the bag on our head so we can get a more stable grip with our tiny arms as the other passengers enjoy the show.

Shun the vinegar heathens! Shun!

I wish my metro area would stop making the news. It’s hardly ever for anything good.

Nope. Can’t get that sweet overseas market if the overseas market labels it as “obscene”.

Nuh uh! You’re not throwing me in there!

Catholic schools are fan-fucking-tastic in some ways. Little me had some issues with science, which is probably more my fault for fixating on the section about water filtration to the exclusion of everything else, but little me was also two-four grades ahead in math and reading by the time I transferred to public…

Definitely not, but, like... we have the Nabonidus Chronile and the Cyrus Cylinder and a mess of broken tablets to cover Cyrus the Great, but Ezra offers a Jewish perspective that adds to the whole.

I also went to Catholic school and was taught a whole bunch of stuff is pretty much metaphor. I didn’t realize until probably my twenties that people who thought Genesis was fact even existed.

Yeah... it’s important, because there aren’t exactly a lot of surviving records from that far back, but the grain of salt it has to be taken with is the size of a boulder.

And it costs a lot more than the black staplers, but my boss still approved the expense request. It’s good having a boss who doesn’t sweat office supplies.

I’m betting he got handsy with a dude. Republican? Mormon? Utah??

Gay men are a far left conspiracy created to leach power (...and semen?) from good God-fearing Christians!

My sister wrecked her marriage by putting the kids over her marriage. It was never going to be a great marriage, but everything’s been so much “my children my children my children” that her husband just... kinda stopped trying. At everything. Her, his kids, his job, his health, his bike. He keeps the lawn nice to…

My bff is only resentful of her (otherwise very fair, sweet, and mild-mannered) husband because he says she doesn’t clean the house enough, when the toddler’s at day care, he has a stay-at-home job, and she occasionally has 12+ hour nightmare shifts as an OR nurse and has exactly enough energy to get home without…

I gotta find me one of these.

Did they think women were like meat from the butcher shop wrapped in a single sheet of newspaper and tied with old twine? Jossle it a bit and whoopsie! There goes Sunday dinner.

They’re offended at the implication that any survived. Whadaya think they are, slackers?

It makes for a very efficient investigation.

Everyone forgets my birthday. I tell them just to remember Nagasaki, and they’re like, “...nag-a-what?”

If your religious faith is threatened by yoga, you got a lotta soul searching to do.