No, but I will make the cake so we can eat the cake after we put away the tree. There has to be a cake like this one.

It is in Portuguese, but here it goes http://www.comidatododia.com.br

If a tall, dark haired man bearing booze crossed my threshold, that would be a very goon new year, indeed.

Plz to post link to food blog?

I have to agree, this wasn't quite the grossest thing I've ever read or experienced, but then, I'm a nurse with great experience in Interventional Proctology. But as first efforts go, it's not bad. Here's a pro tip for all: don't dig in your pooper with your fingers on a daily basis. It leads to prolapse of the anus.…

I am troubled that I don't find this the grossest story. What's wrong with me? Am I secretly super mega gross and nothing else comes close? I need counseling!

CourtneyZ, do you and your lawyer husband find it hard to relate to this story because it didn't take place in a BMW?

I would also nominate "disrupt." Your startup is not a goddamn earthquake, just shut up.

Affect/effect, Lindsay. Public service mssg: http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors…

Goodbye, Sweet ManJello.

Re: Mama June Sex tape:

Me IRL when I read the headline:

2:01 - my excuse is I'm european, and officially FASCINATED.

This.

Aww! Chickens are the cutest little dinosaurs...when they don't squawk all damn day. I think the reason we started eating them in the first place was they're so fucking loud and annoying. Also, I've never felt bad for eating chicken or pork, because I've got family out in the sticks and I've seen some shit, like, some…

lacrosse gets violent??!!!

LOL I didn't even notice her shoes, I was too distracted by his whole "Lisa Frank threw up on me" outfit. The shoes wouldn't be bad on a female, but paired with that outfit on a guy... the whole thing is just visually alarming.

I actually really like his shoes, but then I am partial to neon runners. Her shoes need to die in a fire.

Because it's wrapping the entire thing and removing it would involve reaching in and grabbing the person's food. That's what fish en papillote IS; that's how it's fucking served.

When I was a kid I would chew muffin paper like gum, true story.

The point of a pun is to use a word in a play on words. "Touché" is the fencing term. "Toucher" is the infinitive form of the verb. Since the author was making a pun about fencing (and a clever one, I thought) "touché" works. My (French) two cents.