I love Ann Curry. I quit watching Today when Lauer screwed her over.

“In 2012, Curry was one year into a three-year, $10-million-per contract to co-host the Today show when NBC reassigned her. Many at the time blamed Lauer for squeezing her off the show.”

Where in the World is Matt Lauer?

I think Curry is processing it in a blender with tequila and ice.

By “processing” I assume she means this:

I stopped watching Today after they fired Curry. They treated her like shit.

Yeah what a shitty thing to report on. Let non-thirsty celebs just mind their own business when they want to!

I see Roker more as a “mind if I masturbate on the houseplant” douche over the rapey kind.

Reenactment of Curry “processing” the Lauer firing:

“Were not here to take away your jobs.

Some people vehemently disliked her, but I enjoyed Ann Curry. Her voice tended toward a low register, and that was soothing (especially compared to Matt’s sometimes-nasally chatter, and another chirpy host whose name I cannot be bothered to recall).

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

Yeah if you check out his recent interview innnnn GQ I think? It’s all these men and women talking about how he’s the most magnetic person ever. Super flirty, but never sleazy. I’ve met him a few times myself and he just melts you immediatly and makes you feel like the most important person in the world.

Jeff Goldblum was my bff’s neighbor for years ... per her and the other 3 attractive women living in the Hollywood Hills house - he’s a HUGE flirt but it was never creepy.

God if Obama gets accused of stuff, I’m just done.

I think a lot of guys just don’t get crossing lines and how their power is all wrapped up in it.

Me too. Adam and Paul are my ideal throuple partners.

Oh god - Adam Scott would kill me. Mostly because I’m in love with Ben Wyatt & projecting the character’s attributes onto the actor, but still: Let me have this one nice thing!!

John Legend. I couldn’t stand it if Chrissy was married to an asshole.

John Cho, please be a good guy.