Because she tried so hard to win an Oscar that everyone decided we can’t have that from a woman.

So you’re saying that hosting the Oscars with him made her turn to drugs? Makes sense to me.

Hey now, drama geeks like to get high too.

Huh I thought we were finally over being shitty to Anne Hathaway

Can it please be all of these things??? Because I get a borderline rage stroke just hearing his name, for may reasons, but this one really stuck in my craw—

That was Brock Turner. Labrie’s ongoing relationship with steak remains unknown.

Clearly an unsavory character up to no good

Little orange jumper

Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can’t explain it.

“nobody saw her jump”
“no trauma consistent with hitting the water at a high impact”

Sure, we can all keep a careful air of suspicion, but suicide can occur with anyone. I knew a successful public official who shot himself because he suffered from fugue (he disappeared for days and weeks at a time, and it was coming more frequently; he wrote that he wanted to spare his family any more embarrassment).…

Maybe she told someone what she was going to do. This doesn’t seem like the kind of thing where they just found her. There weren’t reports that she was missing for a long time. Police weren’t looking for her. At least, it doesn’t seem that way. That indicates that they probably had an idea where she was.

I feel like casting the husband as black is part of why you're ("you" being the assumed straight white audience) supposed to root for the sign-holding dude.

UGH, how can you even get friendzoned by someone who is ALREADY FUCKING MARRIED?!?! That plotline pisses me off so much. That dude is awful.

You most emphatically are not the only one.

I once had a really close guy friend (or so I thought) put the moves on me once after a night out at the bar. When I rebuked him, he said, "Oh, so you'll fuck every other guy except the one who actually gives a shit about you." I turned around and left his house without saying a word.

Can we make it clear that the husband in Love Actually is CHIWETEL EJIOFOR?! Why would you ever think about leaving him?

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?

Hmmm... the term doesn't seem like the best to me. But not coming up with anything better.