THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

THERE IS NO SNARK. SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BEAUTIFUL CREATURE EVER.

STOP REPORTING ON HER.

Burt, Burt, Burt...she had a much cuter interview with my BF Craig Ferguson on the Late Late Show (shhh! don't tell my other BFs Benedict Cumberbatch, Hiddles, Joseph Gordon Leavitt, Ewan MacGregor, and Billy Connolly that I'm also dating Craig).

Joan of Arcadia, which was a pretty great show, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, writes poetry, had an AWESOME wedding that did not fit the celebrity wedding mold, and did this video:

Amber, girl. This beats cleavage, side-boob and Spanx® any day. Hat keeps your head warm and is stylish. Scarf keeps your neck warm and looks fashionable. Everything else pretty much looks like it was a no-brainer. You rock this look from head-to-toe. You know why? Because you're comfortable and dressed appropriately…

J'accuse, David Cross.

I love everything about this outfit. She looks absolutely stunning!

Also, can we discuss the fact that her hair has changed shape and height at least four times in the past two weeks! That crop is magical.

I CAN NOT fucking wait to vote Davis for Governor of Texas.

Ma'am, actually. It's well established around these parts that I am a trans woman.

...Oh God. AGAIN?

I was totally with you until the last line. I'm white and I'm not like that. Maybe I misunderstood you and if so I'm sorry but it's a very small section of white folks who do backwards ass shit like this.

There's a racial stereotype regarding Jagermeister?

"Is that Homer Simpson? UGH. It looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State."

If anyone cares, her amazing lipstick is Chanel Rouge Allure Incandescente #97. (I follow her makeup artist on Instagram.)

well, OBVIOUSLY if - if - it's true in Birmingham, then it's obviously true everywhere, huh?

Doing right click bullshit to attempt to agree with you!

If Bruce Jenner wants to transgender (can I use that as a verb. It sounds better), I am so sorry he has to do it in the Kardashian glare.

Oh my fucking christ. That poor little girl.