After you kill any bird you're going to eat, you have to cut it's head off, let it bleed, and put it in a giant pot of boiling water. The water opens up the feather follicles making it easier to pluck. Then you pick the feathers. With waterfowl it's particularly difficult because they have a layer of oily down…

I feel like I'm making that face trying to pull that puppy out of my monitor.

Yeah.. I deliver babies and I basically do the same thing.

If a men's publication actually managed to be interesting enough with their sexty-time thoughts to put out a legit list of women over the age of sixty they'd like to bang, I would offer to bang every dude who contributed to that list as a reward for being interesting with their sexty-time thoughts. Then I would find…

They were never not going to put him back on the air. This whole thing reeks of manufactured outrage.

A men's publication putting out a list of bangable women over 60? That would be a sight. Hell: a list of women over 40, would be something. Because there's a particularly interesting point being missed around here*, and no, it's not particularly feminist or female-friendly.

My roommate told me my boyfriend looked like a young Gary Oldman? I didn't realize that she might have meant it as a compliment til now!

Where's Christopher Walken? I can't be the only one to give it a thought...

It is an absolute travesty that Gary Oldman (55) is not on this list. I mean, come on. His name is Gary OLD MAN. And he is my lover.

I also very much like Jonathan Pryce.

How could you forget Mark Harmon?

That man can sell me robot insurance any day.

At 53, he might be a teeny bit young for this list, but here's my pic:

Jack McCoy: droppin' panties since 1994.

mandy patinkin

I was in one of the first few rows when Christopher Plummer was doing "Inherit the Wind." I had a very hard time keeping my shit together.

Born 1936 BURT REYNOLDS

Uhm. You forgot my boyfriend, Daniel Day Lewis.