lisbethborden
lisbethborden
lisbethborden

Yup; I am genetically lean, but also narrow-hipped. I have a miniscule gap that goes away if I gain 10 pounds.

Damn, thank you for that picture. LOVE being reminded what a strong, NATURAL, sexy body looks like. All hail Miss T!!!

Let's save Guy some $....... Guy, meet your new friend Sally. She'll do that to ya for about 5 bucks.

Is there a pit or a pendulum under that skirt? Maybe both?

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I'll just drop this here for my fellow Bernadette & Sondheim fans.....

This is so true. Bullies can sniff out the easily victimized, weak types. My best friend in HS became a model our Sophomore year, 6 feet tall, blonde/blue, the kindest, most harmless girl in that school, just very very pretty. But her looks were 'threatening', and she was easily cowed.

I love his layers of absolute surreal comedy, coming from mostly sad characters. "The Royal Tenenbaums" is my favorite—-Hackman wuz ROBBED of that Oscar dammit. One of my all-time favorite characters.

OMG, that reminds me of the SNL classic "Love Toilet":

He was pretty good, but a bit too straight-acting compared to the real guy. jmo.

I wish I'd made it. Thanks.

Kardashian news?!?! Time to break out my Astley:

Tips on sudden stardom....MORE TIPS on SUDDEN STARDOM. wt-everlovin'-f?! It frightens me that these girls are studying for that, like their career path is a bestselling sextape or lottery win.

I came to say, you could tell Perez was deadly serious. 'Just putting this out there, but btw, I'd fuck you...' *SHUDDER*

You mean the man whose mother was so famous after marrying into his family that it eventually killed her, might have taken the time to know his wife can handle all of it? SCANDAL! FAKE MARRIAGE!

Reminds me of the Bellini—The passive-aggressive gay guy at work who's full of backhanded compliments like, "Your hair looks great for home color!", and "I love the bigger boobs you got when you gained weight."

You mean McGill, the Cinnabon manager? He's not a "meth/pothead". Not guilty!

Give him a break okay! He's been through a lot!

What I love about AM's commercials on television, is that they employ an irate dude to pretend he's morally outraged at the very idea of AshleyMadison.com. He repeats the site name and its purpose over and over, disgusted by the turp'tude.