A subplot about the death of local news in small towns is not at all what I was expecting from this show.

That's how this show has gone every year. Introduce a bunch of people who are clearly hiding things, and gradually reveal that they're all hiding things other than being behind the attack, which was done by somebody unexpected.

Junebugs for me. They're huge!

It's as real a Canadian holiday as 'We're Too Hungover From Christmas So Let's Just Say We Need Another Holiday Because Of Something To Do With Boxes Day'.

Please tell me you and your in-laws had a spirited discussion about Belly.

As opposed to an affair with a single woman?

Yes, but with the exchange rate it's like five American musicians.

Vish Khanna. Craig Norris. Some guy on Sunday mornings who claimed to be a CBC legend known as Dick Sunshine and to this day I have no idea if he was joking.

I am really looking forward to next month's PPV, WWE Rock Around the Clock.

It's actually really easy not to notice people complaining about it, given we're 40 comments in and you're the only one doing it.

Broken Social Scene! The Dears! Arcade Fire! I'm feeling nostalgic for old school CBC Radio 3 all of a sudden.

And Canadians could not be happier about that.

Richard Deitsch is worth the Twitter follow just for his constant references to which crappy cable shows got bigger ratings than Skip Bayless on any particular day.

On the other hand, firing Jay and Dan makes him a hero up here in Canada, because it freed them up to return to TSN!

Keeping production values shitty on purpose is also how they run their pro wrestling promotion, so yeah, it's probably intentional.

That Italian sympathizer would make lasagna the national dish, just to drive up profits for Big Tomato Sauce!

Until last night, I did not know that Jon Stewart stole Wax Martin Van Buren out from under Stephen Colbert's nose. I find everything about that hilarious.

True to its source material, then.

Xennials…want…xex…

As long as we're not the Dungeon of Doom of TV Club.