Is that why everyone's throwing their empty soda cups at me?

Why doesn't she just go to Best Buy and purchase some new ones? That's what I do when I need new cords.

If only she had a singing laundromat she could welcome people to.

Now we just need someone to annotate each of those movies. On first glance, the only ones I got were Deadpool (Canada), Little Giants (Puerto Rico), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Paraguay) and Madagascar (Madagascar).

They could base it on the Von Erichs, except most people would claim the story is too unrealistic.

Big whoop.

I think the Carolina Hurricanes just traded him to Calgary along with the creator of Glee.

I, for one, always pulled for Carolina Crusher to pull off the upset.

Agreed about that opening scene being incredible. It got me thinking about how everybody involved in the process knows exactly what to say, even though the town hasn't had a 'stranger rape' in years (and probably doesn't have a high sex assault reporting rate in general).

It's already aired in Canada too. I DVRed it, planning to get to it over the summer, then started a little early once I heard these reviews were going up.

Oy vey, Orson.

Yes, Torontonians love them some North Vernon airports.

Well I'll be jiggered! A rare movie line from the Simpsons Quote Generator!

He didn't move Quebec and Hartford to larger, more southern centres for the money! He did it for the ability to control larger populations!

That is certainly a font overlay that calls attention to itself.

Or in wrestling parlance…

I'm pretty sure that's the best booking idea anyone has ever thought up for Waylon Mercy.

We're not on Kinja yet but still assuming we will be before long. Also, I discovered a cool shawarma place.

If you can't be at work, does that mean more time for you to watch WTVS?

"His platform was based on providing free bicycles to people, fighting obesity, and preventing bicycle theft."