Since it's a show about dudes who code, we only do queries.

Him letting the F-bombs fly with zero regard and all those kids around was far funnier than it had any right to be.

I learned tonight that FOX is making a game show where people try to guess songs faster than Shazam, which surprised me mostly because I'd have expected to see this show come up with and mock that premise first.

It was nice of them to marry Mantis and the Swordsman in like the first decade of The Avengers so no wedding since can seem like *too* much of a stunt.

As did Donna Moss on The West Wing.

"He spelled Yale with a 6!"

OLL RAIGHT!

AJ Gibbs gives listening to Alex Jones half a star.

"And the sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside. So I pulled out my card because it's Costco and what sort of idiot doesn't have a Costco membership?"

Big Sexy has been holding Bing Daddy Cool down for too long!

In the immortal words of Barenaked Ladies…

And he works at the whisper factory!

Remember back in the 90s when it was obvious Spider-Man wasn't meant to be an Avenger and every attempt to make him one quickly fizzled out? And The Avengers were a beloved team of B-listers rather than Marvel's JLA? Those were the days.

"We don't tell stories. We tell the truth."
*pan into the picture frame*
"This is a true story…"

Also, hey, apparently there was a whole scene involving Nikki killing Maurice that my cable company elected not to show. Instead I got a few seconds of a black screen, a section of the 'Next week on Fargo' promo, and an immediate replay of the episode.

Clearly they set this in 2010 so they could take advantage of that era's main method of music discovery (finding random shit like "Prisencolinensinainciusol" on YouTube).

Or just frustrated that her boyfriend won't willingly tell her anything.

Omar's an inveterate womanizer. I think you're getting the song wrong.

Hey everyone, The Pho wants David Milch to tell him something pretty!

Yeah that's what Bradbury intended, but you can't read the book and get that moral unless you're a crazy person.