It's really more of an adventure in solitude.

Cavoukian? His name is Raffi.

Who was the Toronto mayor who had a dumber idea than that?

To say nothing of RoboCop in WCW!

My first assumption was that the Tretiak reference was an unchecked anachronism, but then I looked it up and it turns out he played until 1984 and was only 20 at the time of the Summit Series. Who knew?

It's also possible that she didn't follow it but felt pretending she did was the Good Girlfriend move in that situation.

So Paige hears two very different authority figures tell her that it's important to put the greater good ahead of oneself, and that she's clearly able to do that. And her response is to break up with Matthew, almost certainly to spare him the pain of what could happen down the road.

There's a non-zero chance of an O'Reilly-Spicer trade, isn't there? Of course, the White House is getting the better deal, so they might have to throw in an asshole to be named later.

A mistrial?

Lesnar/Big Show being the uber example.

Your arms hangin' limp by your sides, your legs got nothing to do…

Oddly, if you'd have told me that The A.V. Club would write the same number of articles about The Chainsmokers and John Oates, I'd have been perfectly OK with it.

"The eggs benedict are gone; all we have are the memories." — Galen Weston, unable to comprehend the concept of making his own damn eggs benedict.

You've seen that car commercial too, huh?

Those stories are nothing compared to the story of how Hall and Oates met, which involves far more gang warfare and service elevator hiding than you would expect.

Part of me was hoping that all the Canadian teams would be swept in the first round. It'd be much funnier than last year, when none of them made the playoffs even though the majority of teams do.

And no, the Grand Slam of Curling does not involve players taking bats or sticks and whacking curling rocks into the stands. That would be ill-advised and almost certainly deadly.

You say that every year!

Nope. That one was still where.

Unpopular opinion alert: Wendy's was better before they 'improved' their burgers to make the patties thicker, the pickles bigger and the cheese less obviously processed.