I can't decide whether I'm envious of all the commenters who claim to have never heard of these guys, or worried about them given that I'm only marginally aware of mainstream pop hits and even I still know like 75% of the words to 'Closer'.

A band's got to have a code.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking the Hatechainers."

Also, media outlets the world over are capitalizing on our trend to click on anything that makes us think 'They're paying attention to us!'.

If there's one thing Baltimore, Boston and Yankee fans can all agree on, it's that Tampa Bay has no rivals in the division.

This is like the film equivalent of an autobiography, right?

Also because he knows how to either be selfless or (if you're feeling cynical) come across as be selfless. Like when he was OK with The Hurricane beating him, even though he was breaking out in Hollywood at the time and The Hurricane was hardly a guy being groomed for big things; by all accounts he just liked the guy…

FINALLY EL SANTO HAS COME BACK TO USING THE ROCK'S CATCHPHRASES!

Yeah but even as a heel he was always cheered.

This will be the basis of a rival fast food chain's ad campaign by the end of summer.

That's odd. I don't remember 'Gator versus horse' being a line in Metric's "Stadium Love".

it's weird how in English it's UU but in French it's VV

Hey, you're right. 2003 was the year of Al Wilson.

He hasn't had much luck with that this decade, has he?

That is my single biggest pet peeve with wrestling these days. Everyone is the same, except some of them have popular shitty catchphrases, some of them have unpopular shitty catchphrases, and some of them have no catchphrases at all.

It's actually "Libertarian Glenn". Even if he's running as a Republican.

HE FINALLY DID IT! HE SCREWED HER BRAINS OUT!

Which one?

And how did it take so long, given that being deaf, dumb and blind are major impediments to golf?

Spoken like someone who's never seen Welcome to Mooseport