…that would single-handedly redeem the last four years of this show.

YOU'RE THE PUPPET!

I didn't say it was a better universe.

In an alternative universe, this is known as 'digging for information' or 'breaking the story' or 'extremely mild investigative journalism' instead of 'spoilers'.

SANDY MCTIRE RANKS THE BOXINGS

OK I'll be the guy who points out that the headline makes no sense because accents and languages are different things.

If only Sportsnet would put R.J. Broadhead in the booth…

Cheaper and easier than what?

Well who could blame them?

Arthur Kent? That guy who makes sandwiches?

Boom! Roasted.

How's Generalissimo Francisco Franco doing?

We have always been at war with Syria.

…wait, there's a baby?

Or at least he's the only one who can buy into the narrative believably. Lots of announcers try to say someone is the strongest ever or some match is the best ever, and come across like used car salesmen in the process.

Casual wrestling fans and lapsed wrestling fans may not realize just how respected JR is in the business, and not just for his announcing. He has a basic human decency and a humility that set him apart from a surprisingly large number of people in the industry.

You know what they say about Israeli politicians: Sometimes they run; sometimes they hide.

Nothing says 'man of the people' like having Conrad Black as your neighbour!

Plus there was that whole video of Rob Ford at Steak Queen.

Clearly the secret to success in this country is to include the word 'Survivor' in your show's title.