It's not an exciting card, but for shits and giggles I looked up the Mania card from 10 years ago and wow was it awful. The best MITB ever (at least to that point) and Michaels/Cena were the only things that were even remotely highlights.

Actually, the weirdest thing about Canadian milk is that it can form into the shape of athletes and swing dancers. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And yet a large part of the reason hydro bills are so insane is because we're still paying off the last nuclear reactor we built.

I've always just used scissors :/

"the Ontario Dairy Council argued to the Agriculture, Food And Rural Affairs Appeal Tribunal" is not a phrase I ever expected to read on this site, and I say that as someone who is fairly familiar with both bodies.

Well, you haven't, and I hope you never do because Crybaby Boobie is a fantastic reference.

OK, let's dig up Damon Wayans Jr. and Eliza Coupe so they can have the Spring Smackdown and Pally can snap out of this.

I know that was just the annual Oh Yeah, Let's Give Henry Some Faux-Development scene, but I really hope Wendy and Keisha become major parts of the endgame.

Despite the hardcore American patriotism and his job and the schoolboy's approach to love and the lack of cooking skills, Stan is a fundamentally decent guy. And that's going to be what does him in.

HE'S FAT!

I'll give WWE a pass on it because those two are so awesome.

Really? I liked the first single off the new album, but the other two songs released so far haven't done much for me. Maybe they just need time to grow on me, like Brill Bruisers did.

Agent Schmidty McSchmidt

If you're going to Montreal to prostitute yourself, you're fine.

"This moment, right here, is when I decided to throw your ass in jail."

We Remember The Mid-2000s Too, Internet!

I think you present her with a gift of Windex.

He just isn't the same without Colmes.

Well he does know a few things about misdirection.

"He has the proportionate strength of a seal!"
"Is that a lot?"
"Proportionally!"