Good thing they didn't do this 25 years ago. I don't want to think about what they'd have come up with for The Whaler.

I hear they have plenty of CZECHS

also known as The Habitant, who makes a really good pea soup

We abolished the penny a few years ago. What else would you have us do with them?

Since Canada doesn't have Chick-Fil-A, I doubt that will happen anytime soon.

We do. We also have most of the Thousand Islands.

I mean, I could see some parents buying it for their kids to make sure they have the best backyard BBQ of the summer. Kind of like the green and purple ketchup craze of the early '00s.

It's an important distinction! And arguably why our patriotism is less tied up in partisan politics than is the case in one of our neighbouring countries where the same person fulfills both roles!

That Keith Olbermann-voiced newsman in BoJack Horseman will be so confused!

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I'm not putting down this show at all because it's still one of the most captivating things on television, but did anyone feel like this season had a much different vibe to it? I don't know if it's just that Chip was never as much of a fish out of water as he was around Penelope, but everything just felt a little less…

You're talking about Arby, right?

Low ratings, poor clearance and internal bickering, but your show clearly topped those other…newspapers…

I hear the monkey exhibit is really something to see.

It could have been Mail Robot!

I think her being in that store is actually a good sign (for her current status, I mean, not for what it portends). Aren't the stores under investigation the ones that have more and better food than the rest?

Starring Bill Murray as himself, Joe Maddon and Addison Russell!

Actually, the one good thing about Subway's rise is that it displaced Mr. Sub as the #1 chain in Canada. Mr. Sub is terrible.

"Love 'The Long D'"

What?! I loved him/her in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"!