To infinity … and bee-yond!

Dar's behind EVERYTHING, in both Homeland's world and our own.

I opened this article thinking I could make a reference to Kota Ibushi vs. Blow-Up Doll in the comments, but it turns out Matt Gerardi beat me to it!

This is a good step one! Step two is to have her be the Muppet who explains clearly why vaccinations are important.

“There’s different kinds of smart.” “No there aren’t.” is a perfectly acceptable joke, made all the weirder by the very next line revealing that "Dan could pretend he wrote the song but let Cher perform it" wasn't an idea anyone thought of.

We do? Deborah has a legitimate reason to think it at that point. Chris is clearly saying it just to soften the blow of the "but I can't hang out with him any longer" punch. And John Hancock and Sam Adams realize he's a dick.

If we're sticking in that geographic area, the Windsor Hum is a mildly interesting story made 100 times better because it is believed to be coming from Zug Island, which sounds like home of a mad scientist from 1950s pop culture.

I'm not sure what this is about, but it's 9 a.m. and Canada/Russia is just finishing up in a surprisingly climactic fashion!

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Marion Barry's home address*

Didn't work in the comics 25 years ago. Won't work in the movies now.

And yet things like 'Matthew Perry and Justin Trudeau went to the same school and their parents worked together' only back up the stories of those Americans who are convinced I must know their buddy John from Vancouver or Gus from Montreal or whoever.

Well, his mom was Trudeau the Elder's press secretary, so…

Dang, that sounds like a workable business model. It's too bad Pied Piper made these guys obsolete.

Maybe they should have been writing about tech all along!

Why does it seem like Microsoft skipped a version before giving us Windows 10?

This musical is about a legitimately heartwarming story that I hope a lot of people either already know about or choose to learn about.

…no they aren't. Liberal polling number is similar to Trump's approval rating, but 'do you like this guy?' isn't comparable to 'which of these several options do you prefer?'

Review AND Baskets at the same time? This stupid country.

The Baskets descriptions give away even less than the Mad Men ones did. Last week's was "Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out."

Or 'not reviewing things'