I've never understood this 'it's important to board first' mentality. Like, I'll sit in that uncomfortable airport seat for as long as I can if it means less time in the even more uncomfortable airplane seat.

The MST3K version of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is my only Christmas tradition that wasn't somebody else's idea.

I thought Space Mountain was the ultimate thrill ride.

Wait why is there a festival dedicated to A.V. Club staffer Caitlin PenzeyMoog?

I applaud how you synthesized that joke, sir

Hey, I had the exact same child encyclopedia set seen in the background of that Maddow stock pic!

If I can't funnel terrible writing into implausible long plot builds, what am I even doing here?

CRAZY THEORY TIME: Deborah is actually a time traveler posing as Paul Revere's daughter. This explains both why she's not the favourite (he doesn't remember her birth, because it never happened), and how she went from "shiny paper" to "thing that combines chocolate and mint" without Daniel ever once explaining exactly…

Why do birds suddenly appear every time I am near a Great Job, Internet!?

Somehow I knew the typo wouldn't be on the first of those two words.

But will this ALSO end with the cast singing along to a middling country hit from the late 60s, like his last turn in a prestige drama?

Whatever city's network stations they get on network TV, usually. The [ath east to west is basically Boston, Buffalo, Detroit, Minneapolis, Seattle.

And yet SmackDown! was the highest rated show on UPN for most of its run too.

It also created a nice little cottage industry for the southern Ontario media, in the form of 'Murdoch Mysteries is filming in town this week!' stories.

Shockwave.com was a lousy website

Every episode is just 22 minutes of Ben Hogan bitching about how he never got a drink named after him.

Buffalo! That's that place we see on the news!

'Training.' Is that what they're calling it now?

Maybe he's just a big fan of the 1992 Atlanta Braves.

Huh. Some other piece of pop culture must have ripped off the 'cheer at dialogue containing the name of the movie bit', because I only became aware of it a year or two ago and while I've forgotten how, it definitely wasn't from Family Guy.