You may think it's goofy, but I hear he was a Newfie.

It seems to depend on the feature.

MAKE AMERICA JAGOFFERRIFIC AGAIN

However, hardcore fans have often (though not always) preferred SmackDown, because the worst booking ideas have typically been reserved for Raw.

What? With a very small number of exceptions, RAW's always been the higher rated show.

And of course they can't just leave the body there, so their best option is to dismember it and scatter each part far, far apart.

There was a brief moment where I thought that had actually happened somehow, and that it was somehow tied to them taking Gabriel up on his offer to leave. Then I remembered that didn't happen and Henry couldn't just change his ethnicity like that.

I dunno, Arvydas Sabonis was already making waves by '84.

I didn't clue in at all to him making Lipton noodles from a pouch until I read the review. I was assuming Kraft Dinner based on the similar cooking method, but of course that wouldn't quite fit the setting.

Stan turned into an excitable puppy dog so gradually, I barely even noticed!

Step 1: Hack the Mail Robot

Ground control to Major Tom
We need someone to write WOT, u work cheap?

I hear Gorgeous George will be defending his United States Championship!

Aside from his goodbye, the last time I remember Dave coming across like that was in 2008, when John McCain cancelled an appearance because of some campaign emergency, but then did an interview with a news show IN THE SAME BUILDING.

Everyone's so used to him SEEMING like he has a master plan that they haven't noticed he actually does have one now.

Maybe, but they ain't ever getting cancer.

I guess I'm going against the grain of the comment section (at least so far) by saying I liked it. I liked that they established the premise with what felt like a 'normal'-ish plot for the show. I liked the comedy where letting your mind wander means you'll miss jokes and never realize it. I liked getting the sense…

Absolutely. Blessed are the cheese magazine readers.

I used to work in the magazine section of a bookstore, and my favourite part was all the obscure magazines that were actually real. We stocked multiple magazines about watch collecting and at least one about pen collecting, as well as Culture (Slogan: "The word on cheese").

Next week: Scrubs!