Armin Tanzarian would never sully himself with fake magazines.

"Taste Test-inspired"

Not all of them! Although I don't know why they'd want any of them.

Ooh, thank you for alerting me to Broadchurch's return! Season 2 was, well, terrible, but I'm still willing to give this a chance.

You know, you're right!

BEES?!

WHUH WAH JOSTH DOIN' IN FOWWY BOWWOM?

Zager and Evans' 1969 hit "In The Year 2525", only 500 (1,500, 2,500 etc.) years ahead of schedule.

No Baskets review?

Given his views on social issues, there is something kind of funny about the idea that for every day of his governorship, he was hearing somebody tell him 'You've got male!'.

The 'collapse thread' button is your friend.

"And what do you call this idea, Matthew?"

'Borscht for breakfast again?!'
'Quiet, Boris Junior!'

Except most if not all of these shows were in development were long before that. The only way the studios could have known we'd want escapism was if they had access to some sort of technology that would let them travel through time, as it were…

Hey, Timeless was occasionally fun! As the season went on they tended to flesh out the past worlds a bit more.

One of these days he'll learn how to do whatever common people do.

In other Canadian TV news, Jay and Dan are returning to TSN! Twitterers everywhere are excited!

Nah we got that covered. We're diversifying by dividing everything up into tiny pieces and selling each piece to a slightly richer person, who in turn will sell it to another, slightly even richer person.

Just like playing as Kirby in the original Super Smash Bros. OH SNAP

Lana has turned Rusev from the Bulgarian Brute into the Cypriot Cyborg, and he's demolishing everyone in his path! Fortunately, Elroy has tipped off John Cena to the fact that his elbow joint is held together by a weak Spacely Sprocket!