Oh you think Togepi being in an egg is confusing? The anime CLEARLY explained how that works.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets R-Truth's home phone number*

That unscripted smile gave us a nice callback when they basically re-enacted the same angle two weeks later, although this time it ended up with Vince being told he has a son (who later turned out to be Hornswoggle and NOT The Sandman) instead of his limo blowing up again. They thought killing off a character would be…

George W. Bush is CZW — nobody's sure exactly how it came to this and it's actually quite dangerous, but damned if we're a little not proud of them for trying!

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No, that's the point. "Hey, that didn't hurt! I can pop right back up!"

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I hope he at least got to eat a Festive Special before the game.

WWE seems less concerned about those guys making money for them than about them not being able to make money for anyone else.

If Samoa Joe's still in NXT, then there's no reason to think Roode will be called up anytime soon. Maybe not at all.

Revolutionary War-era Americans would have still had British accents, right?

Fortunately, if you know where to look on the WWE Network, Johnny Polo is still going strong!

When pressed for a follow-up, Mr. Cent then added ", dumb shits!"

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well, some small parts of this episode certainly play differently in late 2016.

They just found one of Franklin's ships a few months ago. The locals' name for the place where the ship was found basically translated to 'the place where the big ship sank'.

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Having Winfred-Louder get purchased by Dutch investors who plan to literally blow the store up was actually one of the more grounded creative decisions The Drew Carey Show was making by that point in time.

Newt Gingrich isn't the hero your country deserves, but it's the one you've got right now.

Makes sense that this would be written by a guy already acquainted with onions.