10 Secret Reasons Why People Prefer Cave #2

"Donna's got the kids" is probably more likely.

If you guessed Lyanna Mormont and Gendry, you are wrong! They were never major.

I did not realize that was her! You, sir, have made my day.

Other things John Oliver has that Donald Trump does not have:

It's true! We're so lame!

"Unlikely causes to raise money for."
"Get Drew Carey a third show? Get Drew Carey a third show?"

This is a really serious topic that I hope John will dig into deeper at some point soon. Not that last night wasn't a good overview, but there's so much more shit out there.

You just know someone on the writing staff recently saw a Youtube video of a fireworks factory exploding for the first time.

Every time one of those feet is found, it rates a 20-second mention in the news up here. So it doesn't feel like 'horror' so much as 'weird curiosity'. Even though, yeah, unidentified severed feet should feel like horror.

No, but people have found Lon Chaney walking with the queen.

I'll go for "Conviction" on Nov. 1.

Well done, Jet Jaguar! You win not having hot oil thrown on you next time you're in Ottawa!

I'll start with John Daly!

Based on the experiences of Brian Gewirtz? So there will be an episode where the protagonist writes a necrophilia storyline and those dumb internet people think it's unfunny?

*Horace* Hogan's original wrestling name was Horace Boulder…

If he can attract millions AND MILLIONS of viewers, he'll have a bona fide hit!

You'd think the ultimate lovable losers-off that is Cleveland vs. Chicago (N) would be a heartwarming series.

I think you mean Max Pointy.

I know how I'll handle it. First, I'll take a Manhattan…