And now all of Twitter is down.

That's their weirdest programming decision since the halcyon days of Yes Minister!

Egads, that headline!

Ah, memories of tuning in to watch the UK Whose Line is it Anyway? during the early days of The Comedy Network, and never understand who the 'Carol Burnett' person on before that show was or why she was supposed to be funny. (Granted, 12-year-old me was probably not the target audience.)

In Soviet Russia, net flicks you!

Pretty sure they just took a can of Pringles and gave them a fresh coat of paint.

Everyone's been wearing Blue Jays gear all month, but I never see anyone wearing cop procedural gear.

WORST SEASON EVER

Wow! He's exactly as rich and famous as Don King, and he looks just like them!

Yeah, British Columbia can't wait for that five-year Grey Cup drought to end.

…um, have you ever been to Canada, or did you just read that once and assume it was true?

I mean, nothing's as good as Apologies to the Queen Mary, but the other two can be underrated just because they're not that one.

I hope this documentary includes 'I Like to Rock'!

LAKESIDE PARK
WILLOWS IN THE BREEEEEEEZE

Bayley's arc seemed almost impossible to fuck up. Way to go, WWE!

I wouldn't count NWA champs like Thesz and Funk as WCW champs (and if you did, then Thesz should be much higher and the list very different). Also Booker T seemed like a ridiculous champ at the time and only looks OK in hindsight because of his WWE run.

Remember that time Bret 'The Hitman' Hart got one over on Goldberg by wearing a metal plate under a hockey jersey, so when Goldberg went to spear Bret 'The Hitman' Hart he was actually hurting himself?

WCW talked about giving Brad Armstrong that gimmick once upon a time.

Fun fact: In the original draft, the guy was in a coma for 15 years instead of prison, and he relied on sudden memories from his coma rather than skills learned in prison.

Hey, holding the record for most times fired by WWF is nothing to sneeze at!