You guys bullied Doug out of Jezebel. This is what you ALL deserve.

I would wear that,while doused in Red For Filth...

Uhhhhh, this one!

I choose the glorified sports bra for two reasons:

I am SURE your objection to this is in good faith, Michelle-Malkin-who-literally-wrote-a-book-about-how-putting-Japanese-people-in-concentration-camps-was-the-right-thing-to-do.

In general, weaponized liberal outrage is a devastating resource, and we must only use it for good.

Terry Richardson didn't photograph this model. The author is just drawing a comparison between Terry Richardson-esque photos, and what has been published here. Perhaps you meant Dov Charney?

In no way, shape or form does Jezebel represent or even resemble feminists or feminism. It actively supports the industries, opinions and ideals that foment gendered subjugation. But it's entertaining at times!

Wedding presents?

We sure did manage to get to the boringest final four possible, didn't we?

I bet they're not changing anything.

Yes.

Psychosomatic.

An unnamed, unreferenced quote is an actual scientist in these parts? Hahahahaha Is the bar for Jezebel really that low?

Oh, so you're saying that only black athletes are cheating, have to cheat, come to school totally illiterate and undereducated, are uneducated, are dishonest, have no sense of integrity, and are essentially just bodies to be put to work? I'm black and I'm getting a huge sense of racism off of your comment. Please stop…

Definitely read the headline as "built a giant vagina tunnel for burning men" and thought "well that's a really complicated way to do it."

Or cruising.

That picture has been photoshopped flawlessly.

Ill be swift: its her life, its her body, its her money shes spending, its her choice. Dont like it? Suck it up champ and dont be a douchebag about it