*co-morbidity* ~~~Swoon~~~

I assume that phrasing came up because Eric Cantor offered to donate some of the body parts he keeps in his basement.

Gay Marriage In Minnesota: Not just for Michelle and Marcus anymore!

It was a bad morning to wear liquid eyeliner, because now I look like this.

Yes, and Jezebel happily played along.

How very edgy and cool of you not to be outraged by the moral crimes of religious institutions.

So have we stopped officially making fun of Amanda Bynes and now we're on to faux-concern? Because you guys were pretty brutal for months.

My advice, from my advanced old age, is give up hope now. If a man really wants to be with you, his circumstances don't matter. He'd crawl through glass if he thought he wanted a relationship.

Oh please. Creepshaming is the single worst and dumbest complaint on a long list of those that come from dudes who haven't really thought a whole lot about how the world works for nondudes. Like the threat of being called a creep just for looking at someone is a problem on par with you know, not feeling safe in public…

All of the rumors that I'm going to be releasing a sex tape next week are untrue.

I'm not sure how you felt like you needed to make the oppression olympics out of this article. Bravo.

Why did you put 'hot', 'drool' and 'worse' in 'quotes'? It reads 'weirdly'.

You're flipping words around. That's not what I said and not what I asked. The distinction does matter.

the person in pain here is the lady yelling. and no, it's not about whatever apple product isn't working

I'm glad you magically know exactly how both of these women feel. You worked in retail, so now you know the emotions of every person who ever worked in retail? Give me a fucking break. Most people here have worked in retail and they strongly disagree with you.

Empathy? We are having empathy, empathy for the woman who is getting screamed at.

GOD MARIA, DON'T BE A MARTYR, GET A CART

Um no

You sound like a pro-lifer: