Yeah, because this is a totally sane, intelligent response.

I don't doubt that sexual abuse occurred in the 80s, or that it occasionally occurs under the guide of "satanism." But the satanic panic of the 80s occurred solely as a result of Christian fundamentalism, and to deny that is to be willingly blind to cultural influence.

I would just get fat again after I won. Jokes on them.

oookay so you're crazy. yeah, moving on.

Yeah, exactly. If I had the chance to win $100,000, then fuck health, I'd do whatever I had to do to win.

What are these workplaces where people think it's okay to bring their kids to work??? I would never, ever think that's appropriate or professional.

I get that it sucks when school is randomly cancelled, but they still need to keep their kids under control.

I am young enough that one day I will probably have to wear Google Glass, and I absolutely hate that.

I was really upset last week when someone took a picture of me riding my bike on campus without asking my permission. I saw him take a picture, said "excuse me?" He said, "hi there!" and I was so befuddled I rode away without doing anything.

Are you talking about like 1980s satanic panic SRA stuff? Because no. Only one SRA case ever resulted in a conviction, and even that one is widely accepted to be based on false memories. I thought it was common knowledge that all of those incidents were hoaxes.

JAQing off is the worst. "I'm not bold enough to actually claim my opinion, so I'm going to phrase it as a question so I have an easy cop-out later on when people question me."

That's so idiotic. Male teachers are really important as role models for young boys to look up to. How can MRAs honestly say they care about men if they don't applaud that??

Hahahaha that was actually my original comment but I was afraid no one would get it. That bike is straight outta Target. On her indiegogo page there's a picture of a Surly Long Haul Trucker, which I definitely support. I don't want anything to do with that GT though.

I'm guessing I'm alone in this, but as a cyclist, I think this is cute. I fully support passion for cycling. My mountain bike has definitely been a better partner than any man. Besides, people give money online for stupid shit all the time.

This is comment is a shitshow.

Yeah, what's the point? Would never waste my money on a dildo.

I'd really rather just talk about how the model in this photo is wearing wooden clogs (though they are cut out of the version posted here).

I was aware of everything I did in my early 20s, but I'm still mortified by it now.

Yeah, my friends and I did that with 40 ozs. Drink 1/3 of the 40, fill it to the top with orange juice, start over again. I tried it but I had to pee every 5 minutes so it wasn't really worth it.

I hate the trend of adding "man" to things we typically consider girly, but damn if that manmosa doesn't sound good. It sounds like this thing my ex-boyfriend and I used to drink a lot, a beergarita (juice, tequila, and beer), but more acceptable to drink early in the morning due to the lack of hard liquor.