I lol-ed so hard in public when I read this. And just again right now when I thought about it again.

I saw this on Facebook, and it actually had some effect on my drive to quit smoking. I've only had one cigarette in the past week. Whoo!

I have a friend who goes to CC. I'll have to ask her about these bros moving in.

Whoa, she's lost of a ton of weight since the last I've seen her.

It's not concern trolling if people are actually concerned.

You are an evil person.

Neither should 17 year olds so that's besides the fucking point and stop trying to detail a conversation about rape.

HAHAHAHA yeah if you make a dumb choice to sneak out drink underage like pretty much all underage kids do, you definitely deserve to get raped. Fuck off, you crazy, sad asshole.

Yeah dude, those 7th graders should really know how to handle their liquor better.

Even when I walk by at the mall, I gag a little bit from all the cologne seeping out.

So bring a sugary snack to work? Seems like a logical solution.

How is cheeseless pizza not healthy? Sure the crust has a lot of carbs, but besides that it's just tomato sauce and veggies....

Then bring your own lunch? That seems sensible. You totally have the right to eat whatever you want, so if you want Ho-Hos at 2pm to boost your blood sugar, then bring some Ho-Hos to work. This implication that providing healthy food is somehow an infringement on my freedom is really bizarre.

Yeah, I'd love if my workplace provided free, healthy meals for me, because as it is I end up going to Arby's once or twice a month out of convenience. I'm not sure why I'm supposed to be angered by this. It's not like they're just feeding them nothing but celery.

Cool, dude.

They're only life-threatening if you are ill-prepared, inexperienced, and specifically decide to take risks.

Honestly had no idea you were being sarcastic. Jesus, I've been here too long.

I live for these articles. I have high hopes, after the disappointing lack of anti-vaccers on the whooping cough article.

They're made with beef fat.

I'm pretty easily offended, but I think this is hilarious.