Right?  I would’ve gone with ill kept sneakers.  

Hey man, too far, leave the sneakers alone.

Too many people take The Simpsons for granted. It is the greatest American television show, if not the world’s greatest. We will miss it when it’s gone.

I mean, “ugly sneakers” just seems gratuitous.

Or an awesome STNG reference:"Jada, her pussy facing the world"

Pussy Facing the World feels like either a great band name or the best title for a best selling memoir.

Because she’s the one putting the dirty laundry out there.

“Girlfriend” is a bit of a stretch. More likely a beefy special trainer who “helps him reach his fitness goals.” Wait … isn’t Ricky Martin single these days? 

I take back on the negative things I’ve said about their children. They are as well adjusted as they could be, considering all this nonsense.

“I made a promise that there will never be a reason for us to get a divorce,” she said. “We will work through whatever. And I just haven’t been able to break that promise.”

I kinda feel for the guy now. He didn’t want to slap Chris. He thought it was his cover.

If it’s accurate that Jada is involved with Scientology, Will less so; I would imagine they are getting the worst medical advice possible.

the way actor’s brains work is so special.

Yea where is that?  Even Lisa’s Rival and the Tell-Tale Heart reference deserves a mention.

The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror with James Earl Jones doing The Raven is the best Poe adaptation of all time. 

Freddy on Frasier also wasn’t a little kid when Frasier ended - He was 16 years old when the show ended. You can make the case he found himself and got in shape, but he wouldn’t be a rube. He would still go toe to toe with Frasier in quoting psychology etc. which could be fun, but isn’t what they seem to be doing.

The biggest question I’ve had is exactly what you mention: how the hell did Frederick fucking “please stuff me in a locker” Crane become a buff, beer-swilling fireman?

She might have also thought that the rat poison wouldn’t be fatal, but would just make him ill enough to not be able to go on, after which he could be let go with the easy excuse of health reasons and re-cast. In that case she’d have the benefit of being right - the poison wasn’t fatal and did just make him ill enough…