"This week, Griffin Newman and David Sims…" THE David Sims? SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!!

Why do you care so much? It's just a kid asking a celebrity to do a thing in a goofy way, you have to frame *this* as sexism or whatever? C'mon.

Ehh I don't know if Liz was the best character in 30 Rock. She was up there, but for me it would be a toss between Jack and Jenna. If I had to choose, I would go with Jenna for sheer volume of great moments.

What evidence you have that she just assumed they would vote for her? Why not held accountable the people who actually voted for the monster in charge instead of making excuses for them?

Is he calling them racists because they refuse to name fries after their rightful creators, the belgians?

Candidates shouldn't have to do a dance and song number to get voters to support them. Yes, Clinton was "boring", but absolve the voters of their responsability is dumb, you're treating them like children. If they just bothered to read the proposals, they would have known which candidate had their best interests at…

I hate the trend to give kids last names as first names. McKenna, Jackson, Jefferson, ugh.

Wait, rapper? I'm more lost now.

Wait, Aaron Carter?

Did the first woman just sent the letter to (not so) humblebrag?

Why Seoul?

Isn't there a new Simpsons today also?

Since that *other* quote was taken, I guess I should add:

"The old adage says that comedy equals tragedy plus time, so it’s going to be interesting to see how long it takes for international diplomatic goofs about the potential compromising of the U.S.’s political sovereignty to start to feel as hilarious as someone clearly intended this to be."

Him changing doesn't erase what he did, but I guess it would be nice to know if even the biggest scum is capable of change and a productive life.

Sounds like you're an incredible prick. See how that works?

Today in "welp…".

I'm truly sorry you had to go through that. I hope I'm not crass in asking, was the feminist declaration after your experience with him? Has he assaulted further women? Even if it's a minuscule chance, I hope that maybe he changed his ways and saw some kind of enlightenment (in jail).

Basil was a snob asshole though, I don't think he was lovable at all.

That's not how it works.