Is this really happening? Is this real life? Dear god.

Why is Seth Rogan a thing?

This is why Trump won.

Oh god, cringe. Hate these parts, why can't just announce winner after winner and be done without stupid gimmicks?

Buh, was hoping La La Land to go home empty handed. It would have been funny.

Yeeeeess Zootopia

Is the order of the awards fixed? I mean, we know best picture is last, but we know what will they be awarding after this one, for example?

The good truly die young. Probably from a heart attack.

What a great title for a great piece. I admit I only learned about Bearle's… gift (?) from that episode of Friends, so this column really put that dick into perspective and makes it 3D.

I thought people were only named "Carmine" in gangster flicks.

Man, fuck Ben Stein (not literally, of course)

Ok I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I haven't heard of Roxane Gay until today (sadly, I have heard of M*lo). Who is she? Is she someone the common man might of know and I'm just being obtuse and old here?

Imagine that headline without a "p", that would be something.

In that second pic she looks blind, like properly Stevie Wonder territory. Kinda creepy.

Problem is, people say that our side should understand them, and care for their problems. Do they do the same? Fuck no! You can't just excuse them and their prejudice, hatred, xenophobia, homophobia, antisemitism, bigotry, etc, when they're not willing to move an inch from their hateful ideas. You can't keep making…

Not a meal, but Bania was an insufferable asshole about it.

No, the point being that just because a painting isn't of the same quality as a Monet or Picasso, it doesn't automatically means it's shit. Some people seem to actively root against the show so they can be all smug about how, yes, it isn't what it used to be.

I won't argue and say that current Simpsons are as great as they were in the classic years, but what is? Judging the latter seasons (specially from 25-26 on) on their own merits, they're still good TV. Problem is, we compare them against some of the best examples in TV history, so of course the current crop is going…

Oh look, a series about how a community of rich white people isn't quite what it appears to be, what a novel idea! Some housewives are sad and there's even a crime! Good stuff.

Waycon(servative) amirite?